Name: Lachlan Keeffe
Any pre-game superstitions or routines: Stretch
Greatest individual effort you have seen on the footy field: Heath Shaw’s smother in the Grand Final
A player from another team you would love to play with and why: Josh Thomas – joined at the hip
Best rule in footy and why: Hands in the back
And the worst and why: High tackle
How many games of footy do you watch each weekend: 0
Your favourite TV football show and why: Front Bar – Only clever one
Favourite commentator: Rex Hunt
Favourite meal the night before a game: Salmon and veg
Which teammate should appear on the next series of The Bachelor: Zach Sproule – You should hear him talk
Teammate most likely to succeed after football and why: Phil Davis – Can count past 10
Which teammate belts out your club theme song with the most gusto: Harry Perryman
Favourite Netflix series: Luther
Apple Music or Spotify: Spotify
Do you play Fortnite: Negative
Favourite comedian: Carl Barron
Favourite animal and why: Giraffe – My doppelganger
Favourite section of the AFL Record: Spot the difference
Your favourite possession: Hair brush
Best gift you have received: Handkerchief from Grandma
If you won Tattslotto, what is the first thing you would buy: One way ticket
Your favourite Holiday destination: Croatia
The most famous person you have met: Jon “The General” Patton
The most famous person you would like to meet: Jeremy Piven
Dream job if you weren’t a footballer: Water Boy
Dream place to live in the world: New York
The funniest/weirdest thing that has happened to you: Adam Tomlinson shouting me a beer
What scares you: Dylan Buckley’s uncanny resemblance to Frodo Baggins
What is the one talent you wish you had: Magic tricks
