Pocket Profile - Kristian Jaksch
Which player is most likely to look at himself in the mirror after a weights session?
Assistant Coach Chad Cornes
What’s the funniest sledge you’ve heard on the field?
“Mate I will eat you for breaky.” Reply: “Will you use the bowl you used to cut your hair?”
Who would you least like to pair up with in the boxing ring during training?
Curtly Hampton
Who would you like to have kicking for goal after the siren if you are three points down in a Grand Final?
Jeremy Cameron
What is your coach’s favourite saying?
Wrestle and run
Which teammate is most likely to be invited to the coach’s place for dinner
Dylan Shiel
If you could draft any player into your team, who would it be?
Gary Ablett
If you had the power, what is one thing you would change about the world?
No pre-seasons
Outside of footy, what would be your dream job?
Socialite
If you could appear on any reality show, which one would you choose
Geordie Shore
Who has the best taste in music at the club and why?
Toby Greene – a bit of everything
Who has the worst and why?
Tim Mohr – I don’t know what they’re tying to do – sing or scream
What meal is your speciality to cook?
Chicken & tomato pasta
What is your favourite TV football show?
AFL 360
Who is the best-dressed teammate at the club?
Stephen Coniglio
Who is the worst dressed?
Jeremy Cameron
Who is the most skilful all-round sportsman at the club?
Jeremy Cameron
What is your favourite way to spend a day off?
Sleeping
Who was your childhood celebrity crush?
Jessica Alba
Which of your teammates fancies himself as a celebrity?
Tom Boyd
Who is your funniest teammate at the club and why?
James Stewart – for his dry sardonic humour
Which teammate is the most likely to tweet a comment while watching a game at home?
Phil Davis
Which teammate would struggle to turn a computer on
Lachie Plowman
Which teammate is most likely to take a ‘selfie’ and post it on Facebook
Lachie Whitfield
