It's one of the most popular parts of the AFL Record and each week we bring you all you never knew you wanted to know about your favourite GIANTS players. 

Pocket Profile - Heath Shaw

Which player is most likely to look at himself in the mirror after a weights session? 

Assistant coach Chad Cornes


What’s the funniest sledge you’ve heard on the field? 

“If you think this is bad, wait until we start trying.”


Who would you least like to pair up with in the boxing ring during training? 

Shane Mumford


Who would you like to have kicking for goal after the siren if you are three points down in a Grand Final? 

Jeremy Cameron


What is your coach’s favourite saying? 

When I got traded from the Bulldogs to Richmond


Which teammate is most likely to be invited to the coach’s place for dinner? 

Tom Scully


If you could draft any player into your team, who would it be? 

Dayne Beams


If you had the power, what is one thing you would change about the world? 

Traffic


Outside of footy, what would be your dream job? 

Food critic


If you could appear on any reality show, which one would you choose? 

Jersey Shore


Who has the best taste in music at the club and why? 

Chad Cornes


Who has the worst and why? 

Tim Golds

 

What meal is your speciality to cook? 

Mango Fried Noodle Rocket Salad


What is your favourite TV football show? 

G1 & G3 on the GIANTS website


Who is the best-dressed teammate at the club? 

Stephen Coniglio


Who is the worst dressed? 

Shane Mumford


Who is the most skilful all-round sportsman at the club? 

Jeremy Cameron


What is your favourite way to spend a day off? 

TAB


Who was your childhood celebrity crush? 

Michelle Williams (Dawson Creek)


Which of your teammates fancies himself as a celebrity? 

Jon Patton


Who is your funniest teammate at the club and why? 

Lachie Plowman


Which teammate is the most likely to tweet a comment while watching a game at home? 

Jono O’Rourke


Which teammate would struggle to turn a computer on? 

Shane Mumford


Which teammate is most likely to take a ‘selfie’ and post it on Facebook? 

Tomas Bugg